What's The Harm?
by zzturk
When I turned twelve, my parents finally moved into a house large enough to separate me from my eleven year old brother, Randy.
I got a bedroom all to myself at the head of the stairway, my parents just across the hallway, while my brothers, Randy and three year old Leo, still had to share a room.
Soon afterward, I got the "speech", but it was slanted to mom's tastes, so I was made to believe that males existed on this planet just to impregnate and fight wars, much like lions!
When I told mom I heard about blowjobs to avoid pregnancy, she almost shit!
She said, "Don't even think of putting your mouth onto one of those nasty and vile things! Guys will fixate on it and never let you get your own pleasure!"
My new position near my parents door allowed for me to hear their nocturnal byplay.
One night, I heard, "No, Bill! You'll CHOKE me with that thing, just like the last time. I didn't enjoy that."
Then my dad said, "But you enjoyed this part all right. Didn't you?"
And with that, dad made slurping noises while mom called him a mother fucker, but a talented tongue.
As mom pleasured herself on dad, I was curious to see daddy's thing, so I quietly snuck to the doorway that was ajar.
A was able to nudge the door just a bit more open and get a view of dad with his face in mom's pussy. My father had a dick like a tree stump, maybe two inches in diameter and four times as long! But mom let him dangle there!
She was being treated to an obvious all consuming orgasm even as I spied a droplet of precum ooze out of the tip of daddy's rocket.
Having female urges was nothing new to me, but watching my father belie mom's comment about men not letting their women get their rocks off made me feel for my own nub and vigorously rub it as I watched.
But I WILL say this: Daddy's huge dick scared me... so much so that I became convinced that I didn't want to still have a hymen on my wedding night!
I determined that my best remedy would be a rigid fruit or vegetable.
I thought about Randy, but he couldn't keep a secret, or so I thought.
I had heard mom refer to dad's dick as a banana once, so I kind of fell onto that idea first.
My initial foray didn't work out when I chose too ripe a banana. I didn't need one good to eat. I needed one too hard to want to eat!
It became frustratng - each time I'd put a non-ripe bunch into our shopping cart, mom would 'correct' my choice!
If I kept it up, she might become suspicious, so I just tore one off and stuffed it among the others. They'd weigh them and I'd make sure to be on the bagging end, when we checked out.
I had already learned that foods that are exposed to the air decay rapidly, so I stole one of daddy's rubbers to make this work.
I waited until I had privacy, one day, then set to the task at hand. Afraid that the rough ends of the banana would break the rubber, I half peeled the unripe banana and carefully cut the skin away, which left me with a half exposed banana.
I put the rubber over the exposed end and was able to just stretch it gently around the other end where I tied it off like you would do to a balloon.
I now had what I thought was a perfect approximation - a soft yet firm phallus to probe myself.
The initial chill was a mild shock, but the probing against my clit made for quick heating up, but then the banana was no longer the same hardness as when it was cold. When I tried to force it against my hymen, it broke off at the point where the skin was peeled back.
Curses!
The whole debacle left me fustrated, to say the least. I was frustrated and still horny.
I diddled myself to completion, but I was detemined to lose that annoying maidenhead.
I began to inventory our refrigerator for another penile substitute. We didn't keep cucumbers or pickles so I learned of them too late for my own pleasure.
I finally settled on kielbasa because it had it own phallic hardness, even before cooking.
Convinced that I was finally on the right track, I got a towel in place and tried again.
This time, I had a two foot long piece and I had to hold the condom in place as I thrust it into my own furnace.
Unfortunately, because the meat wasn't the width of a normal penis, I caused myself great pain as I felt the trickle that confirmed I had pierced myself.
The entire episode brought me no sense of pleasure whatsoever, but I came back for more, if only to make sure I had gotten the entire maidenhead out of there.
By now, I had discovered why women use vibrators and dildos - they're just much more sanitary, but they sacrifice that special soft firmness that only a penis supplies.
Still somewhat frustrated, I waited for another opportuity for self pleasure.
One night, while dad was humping mom into oblivion, I got up to pee, but upon coming out of the bathroom, my attention was drawn to the boys' room because I heard Randy moaning.
Thinking he was hurting, I popped into the room and shock of shocks, Randy was moaning because he had his penis in our little brother's mouth!
They HAD to notice me enter the room, but they never missed a beat, the clear precum dripping from Randy's penis and Leo's lips.
My initial reaction was to squeal, but my pussy was tingling and I suddenly realized that I had something to hold over them, and that would ensure their silence!
I noticed too that Leo's little penis was a boner. I didn't know boys could even get boners at that young age!
My first comment, as if Randy didn't know I was there, came out: "Now I know why mom got me my own room!"
I had no other reason to remain, once I found out Randy wasn't in any agony, so I turned to leave, dangling a comment designed to push Randy's buttons. I said, "I wonder what mommy will say about this!"
Randy suddenly sobered up, as it were, and he quickly answered, "Wait sis, you don't have to go. Stay and watch. You might find something you like!"
That little bastard had trapped me like I tried to trap HIM! If I left, I'd miss out on a whole new chapter of sex education, but if I stayed, I'd lose control of the situation.
I stayed and watched in fascination as Randy returned Leo's favor and blew his little three and a half inch penis. It turns out they were only getting them wet!
Randy let Leo slide his thing between his butt cheeks, but Leo was certainly not big enough to reach Randy's bung hole, and the smile on Leo's face told me he had done this before and enjoyed it immensely.
Randy admitted to doing Leo similarly, just between the cheeks, earlier.
Randy then shocked me with, "Hey Leo, do you wanna lick Cissy's thing?"
As Leo nodded, I condescendingly told them, "Girls don't have THINGS. That's why we're girls, you idiot!"
Randy was way ahead of me, "Ofcourse you have things! Yours is called a pussy, that's all."
Then he whispered, "Daddy calls mommy's a 'fuckhole'."
I started to ask, "Do you even know what... ?"
"Ofcourse I know what fucking is!" Randy cut me off. "That's what we were practicing."
For some reason, I was fearful of being on my back with my legs spread and my brother Randy acting... well... randy; so I made him lie down on his bed before I lowered my panty. To keep Randy from moving, I sat right on his boner so now it had MY ass cheeks astride it. Only then did I let Leo near my clit as I held open my outer lips.
Leo ate anything and everything. When he finally found the nub, I ground myself onto his face and ecouraged him, "That's it - that's the spot!"
Within minutes, I had my first ever orgasm with a male and it turned out to be my three year old baby brother, but Leo wasn't done. No. He had learned from Randy about reciprocity!
Instinctively as Leo shakily stood on the bed, which was the only way to get his little dick high enough to reach my mouth, I kind of backed up on Randy's body, taking me off his dick and onto his lower abdomen.
It was an awkward Cissy sandwich as Leo got closer and closer to my mouth. Finally, realizing that he had earned his reward, I let Leo walk his pointed little pecker right through my lips and I sucked him gently.
Meanwhile, Randy took hold of his boner and began to thump it against my female package, but because he was hitting my inflamed clit repeatedly, I saw no reason to stop him.
Apparently, the boys had gone to the bathroom right before they began this episode because I heard Leo moan, but he didn't pee in my mouth like I half expected. He just let out a big sigh of completion and pulled back, showing great agility in keeping his balance.
Randy was no longer beating his meat against me but thrusting it against my clit. I was brought back to the edge of my next orgasm when Randy's wet and now slippery tool suddenly popped into my newly defrocked vagina!
I muttered, "Oh, no, I..."
But Randy cut me off again, whispering, "It's... it's going inside you. That's your fuckhole!"
"Vagina," I corrected him, "And take it out NOW."
Randy's answer was to grab my hips and thrust himself, seating more penis inside me!
My resolve was fast disappearing as my inflamed body spoke its own language, and Randy fought to complete his first ever copulation, never mind that it was with his own sister.
I'll be damned if that little bastard didn't bring me off twice before I felt him grunt his own orgasm with his penis still buried inside me!
Fortunately, Randy was still "shooting blanks" as it were, Leo also ofcourse, so I came away from this episode feeling not so guilty.
After all... What's the harm?

The End